Sinead O’Connor Seeks New Man
Sinead O’Connor is looking for a new man via her blog and twitter.
The singer has turned to the internet to find a new man and makes her outlandish requirements very clear…
In a blog entry titled, “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” O’Connor worries that she’s “so desperate for sex” that she might do something drastic…
“My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”
The ‘Nothing Compares To U’ singer lists requirements for her future partner and an email address for applicants. Among the conditions… He can’t be younger than 44 (her age); can’t be named Brian or Nigel; can’t use hair gel, hair dryers or hair dye; and must have stubble plus…
“Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply…”
Applications will be dealt with through O’Connor’s assistant. (Really)
Credits: Sinead O’Connor – Leah Pritchard
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